Thursday 30 January 2014

First Trick related to Search Engine Optimization

You Should Have Multiple Domain redirecting Towards the Main Site:

Usually your initial thought for buying multiple domain names is also to cover your product class with identical names and presumably the acquisition of ordinarily misspelled variations. Otherwise you could wish to deprive your competition of another nice domain names. however you own a bunch of them, and you have got had every of them pointed to your main site.

A Demand for an English Girl

A woman goes to European country to attend a 3-week, company coaching session.

Her husband drives her to the airdrome and needs her to own a decent trip.

The married woman answers: thanks honey, what would you wish me to bring for you?

The husband laughs and says: an English lady !!!

She kept quiet and left.

Three weeks later he picked her up within the landing field and asks:So, honey, however was the trip?

Very good, thank you.

And, what happened to my present?

Which present?

What I asked for: English girl?!

Oh, that! Well, I did what I might, now we've got to wait 9 months to check if its a girl.!!!

Wednesday 29 January 2014

Application for upgrading Life-System

Dear technical school Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend seven.0 to Wife one. I shortly noticed that the new program began surprising kid process that took up plenty of area and valuable resources. additionally, Wife 1.0 put in itself into all different programs and currently monitors all different system activity.

Applications like Poker Night ten.3, Football 5.0, looking and Fishing seven.5, and sport three.6 now not run, bally the system whenever elite. i can not appear to stay Wife one within the background whereas making an attempt to run my favorite applications.

I'm puzzling over going back to Girlfriend seven.0, however the uninstall does not work on Wife one. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User

The Goose and a Greedy Family


Once upon a time, a person and his mate had the nice fortune to possess a goose that set a golden egg daily. Lucky although they were, they presently began to assume they weren't obtaining made quick enough.


They notional that if the bird should be able to lay golden eggs, its insides should be fabricated from gold. and that they thought that if they may get all that valuable directly, they might get mighty made terribly presently. that the man and his mate determined to kill the bird.


However, upon cutting the goose open, they were appalled to search out that its viscera were like that of the other goose!

The Curious Kid

A curious kid asked his mother: “Mom, why a number of your hairs turning grey?”


The Mom tried to use this occasion to show her kid: “It is due to you, dear. each unhealthy action of yours can flip one in all my hairs grey!”


The child replied innocently: “Now i do know why granny has solely gray hairs on her head.”

My friends were NOT GOOD Friends

"Your best friend is that person who assists you the most in time of your needs."

I was on the picnic with my friends everything was going good, and we were enjoying our picnic at sea site. At that day the waves of sea were going too high, I thought that we should swim and enjoy forward into the deep sea my friends were agreed, we went forward but unfortunately a high sea wave came and I became too ahead in the deep sea and my friend left me drowning in the deep sea. I was very thankful to my God because at that time rescue team arrived at that seen and they got me out from a big trouble. And then I understood the above quote and realized that they were not my good friends.

Tuesday 28 January 2014

From Bicycle To the Bicycle

My school was about 2 kilometers away from my home. I went to school on my bicycle but some class fellows were come to school on motorcycle/bike. I wished to went school on bike. And then I told this wish to my parents, they were agreed but with a condition that I should know how to ride. But I didn't know how to ride. In the evening I called my cousin and asked him to teach me bike riding. He also was agreed but with a condition that I would not told anything about it with my family. I accepted his condition and called him to teach me riding. In afternoon me and my cousin got out from the home with his bike and in the evening we returned to our home this routine was happened for three days and on forth day me and my cousin got an accident, we both were seriously injured, it was very tough and difficult to us to returned the home as we were wounded. Somehow we returned to our home, we both didn't told to our family that we got an accident and were injured. Next day my mother came to raise me from my bed for school but I could not get up. When they saw my injuries and asked me that how did I get it, as I did not have any way therefore I told them the whole story, my parents both scolded hardly me and my cousin. And at length all the family members made the decision they would not make buying me the bike, I was very anxious about that how would I fulfilled my wish to get a bike. At that time I got the idea to persuade my uncle to bought me a bike, and it was my good luck that he was agreed. After four days I got the bike but with the condition not to rode the bike in evening, but I bear this condition and agreed I didn't take any tension about the condition I just only want to got a bike for and I got. But I was unfortunate, One day was riding a bike in the ground and was enjoying, I saw my younger cousin watching me for half an hour, I thought that why don't I teaching him how to ride. Then I asked him to wanna learn how to ride he said yes, then I replied him get on the bike. All the situation was going good but the time came and the was out of control of my cousin then I tried to control it but my bike were slipped we both were badly injured, somehow we returned to our home and once again I was scolded not only by my parents also by my uncle and then the bike were stripped by me and my bicycle given back to me for going to school. And it was the journey from bicycle to the bicycle. 

Time Doesn't Stops for Anyone

There was son of a farmer who waste all his time in playing games. His father advise him and explain him not to waste his time just playing game he should concentrate on his studies or should help his father in farming. But he didn't listen his father's advise. One day his father made a plan to teach a lesson to his son, and give him an order to collect out the best fruit from the ranch but the under some conditions, the condition is that you must collect out the fruit line by line but don't look behind. After this condition his son was agreed to play this game, and start collecting the fruits. When he entered in the first row of the ranch he saw that there were fruit looks like very tasty but he thought that in continue row there were best fruit than this row. But when he entered in second row he saw that there were no fruit which could be eaten, as there was a condition not to look behind therefore he could not went back, and at length he got nothing in his basket and went back to his father with shame and regret. Then his father asked him that you didn't anyone of the best fruit, then his son replied " I thought that I could find the best fruit in second, third, or last row of the ranch but there weren't anything interesting and the best fruits are in the first row of the ranch". His father replied that " You did just waste your time with ignorance. And now you can't went back to collect the fruits." His son felt ashamed.  His father told him your life is just like this game you can't went back and the time also does not went back for you. 

Monday 27 January 2014

A Dream of Sheikh Chilli

Once upon a time Sheikh Chilli was walking in a market. A man is purchasing a crate of eggs . He was so old so he asked Sheikh Chilli to help him, he offered Sheikh Chilli that if you carry this crate to my home so I will give you 2 durhams, Sheikh Chilli agreed. while walking with that man and carrying the crate of eggs he was deeply sinking in his deep thoughts, he was thinking that if I get 2 durhams so I will buy a hen of these 2 durhams, when the hen gives eggs so lots of  baby chicken, than I will sale them all, than I will buy a goat when goat will gives lots of baby than I will sale them again and buy a buffalo till that time I will get married and have many children so when I will buy a sac of food of buffalo and my babies welcome me and hug me in love and then I will scold them and hardly drop the sac, because I was hungry at that time. Sheikh Chilli was in his dreams and unfortunately  he dropped the create of eggs,,the old man become very angry and said : you spoil my whole crate, Sheikh Chilli said, shut up my whole family is spoiled!!!! 

Massage of Horse

Once upon a time there was a master who has a horse. This horse is very precious for his, because the horse is his very old friend and a great partner, the horse always with his master even bad or good times of his master, that's why his master cares his horse a lot.there was winter time his horse need a massage, his master cant arrange the person who do massage, so he order his servant to massage his horse for the whole night. The servant was work thief ,so he untied the rope of the horse and let him free and than put a rabbit at the place of the horse, in the morning when the master come to see his horse so he saw a rabbit rather than his horse, on this occasion what a poet said,

"Once  upon  a   time    there    was   a   joker
  he was very naughty, 'cause he plays poker"

he became very angry and ask his servant :  "WHAT IS THISS???"his servant replied pointing the rabbit your horse!his master said but this is very small in size!! his servant reply you ordered me to massage it for the whole night so it become too small after rubbing it for the whole night.


   


Sunday 26 January 2014

Control your Desires

"Your desires are the enemy of your intellect."

After reading the above line I thought about it very deeply and after much time I concluded that it is true. We all should control our desires because all of the wishes of us are not very useful for us, not only for us, it is for all our society. But how, the question has been raised. Now take an example for an instant, If you are thinking about your enemy you would wished that you could kill him, now you can see that it is your desire and if you don't control it, so the day will come when you will be sitting on the chest of your enemy and killing him with a dagger. The person who were killed is not only a single person he was a whole society or whole humanity.

This is only a single example that how can your desires are harmful for your personality.


The King and the Singer

Once upon a time there was King who gifted an Elephant with big bag of money to his paid singer. The king was very happy but the singer was thinking about the elephant that how would the singer give him a food as he was a very poor person. After spending much time on thinking about the elephant he tied a drum with the neck of the elephant and leave the elephant untied, when the elephant move towards the wall of the fortress, by the movement of the elephant the drum produced a sound with melody after this trick of the singer it was became a new show between the people of the village. When the King heard about this, he called the singer asked with him about that show. The singer respectfully said with the King that: " My Lord I am a poor guy. I don't even have to buy my food, so how could I gave food to the elephant". 

After listening these words from the Singer, The King smiled and give him a big bag of money and and sold the elephant in the market.

You can attract the People towards Yourself.....

1. Who ever loves this world, he is in reality accumulating (his wealth) for others.

2. During the day man's actions are always changing so appreciate those days in which you are able to do good.

3. At the time of reaching the extreme of difficulty and hardship, then know that the time for ease has to come.

4. The man who is living in ease cannot appreciate the level of difficulties of others.

5. The person who has very little wealth and means of happiness will only have ease and comfort at rest.

6. Sometime a little increases and becomes a lot and sometimes a great deal decreases to nothing.

7. To ask brings dishonor and to give creates love.

8. Keep your tongue in control.  


Saturday 25 January 2014

How to Gain Speaking Skills

1. The person who is saved from the tongue of others is fortunate.

2. The person who stays in the company of Kings and the rich becomes involved in worldly affairs.

3. Severe poverty poverty is the brim of (leading to) KUFR.

4. The person who saves himself from vulgar language will find success.

5. Every act that is beneficial is charity.

6. Many outside (strange) are better than your own relatives.

7. Many of the drowned are those who have been sunk in the sea of ignorance.

8. The best of your wealth is that which is of most benefit to your in times of need.

     

Friday 24 January 2014

More Points to make your Personality Briliant

1. The person who is ensnared by jealousy will be ensnared by a "bad" ending.

2. Many diseases and problems are due to extravagance.

3. An intelligent enemy sometimes is better than a foolish friend.

4. Ability to do something is good fortune and helplessness (not being able to do something) is misfortune. 

5. The person who points out and looks for fault in others, opens (the door of exposing) his faults to other.

6. The person who assists a brother at times of difficulty, God will assist him in time of need.

Sentences that can help out in your Life for Success

1. Do not be satisfied (with the results) of that whose heart is not in his work.

2. It is easier to turn a mountain in to a dust, than to create love in a heart that is filled with hatred.

3. The person who follows his desires will surely get lost (becomes purposeless).

4. Bravery is that you exercise patience for a little while.

5. Moderation is the best status in all affairs.

6. Your best friend is that person, who assists you the most, in time of your needs.

7. It is better to refrain from sins than to seek forgiveness later.

Words for Success

1. With patience a person can withstand difficulties.

2. To do this and that (that is to beat around the bush) is one of the manners of being deprived of the mercy of God.

3. Everyone naturally likes justice.

4. Following your desires are the mean of destruction.

5. The punishment of involving your self in the love of material aspects is the deprivation of true love for God.

6. Miserliness is the closing of dishonor.